Co-Op story

well new story?
killed us all seems THE END-ish....

*Time Rift Sends everyone back in time to the moment it started, Hopefully things'll an bit better this time.*
*Flings an Dual Cannon Hover Tank in front of Pack*

(Things'll be interesting.)
STORY RESET.

*sees tank* me: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!... oh well. i'ma bring it back to my place! *drives tank back to place*

*tank drives onto highway*

Fate: HALT VEHICLE! YOU ARE EXCEEDING THE SPEED LIMIT!

*Traffic cop fate gets run down by tank*

*pops up*

Fate: HAY I TOLD YA TO STOP!

*looks at fate*
me: i'm going 30 miles an hour, if anything i'm UNDER the speed limit! *points to speed limit 75 sign*

me: now don't make me put this thing into overdrive >_< (hover tanks can go immensley fast. overdrive ftw.)

Fate: dangit... Why wont he stop ta have a chat ;( its lonely out here...

*fate goes bonkers and jumps off a cliff*

*after i park the tank at my place i attend fates funeral (OMG, IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! HE DIED!)*

me: poor fate. the ornery bastard has been through a HELL of alot. and done alot. sheesh. i almost feel sorry he committed suicide. *puts bouqet of posies on grave*

me: well, in honour of fate, time to go through with my plan to create the worlds largest gummy bear. *hehe. because u changed ur pick*

*Drags fate from an time rift*
You're not done here yet! >=O

*gets drunk with pure energy and knowledge from being exposed to pure warp energy*

Fate: THE KNOWLEDGE...... ITS GLORIOUS!

*disappears in a puff of smoke*

(lol... that sounds similar to a book you can read while playing morrowind, theres a competition of wit and someone proves a theory that someone doesn't exist, and that person vaporizes on the spot. i thought that was hilarious... lol...)

*looks at gummy bear gelatin mix*

me: is it just me, or did it just get a bit darker than it was before?... oh well. *pours gelatin into gummy bear mould and bakes the gummy bear*

me: just gotta let it cool now. (for those of you wondering, it's a pure-sweet/sour sugar mould, meaning it's a sweet/sour gummy bear)

*reappears before packman*

YOU! I KNOW YOU! THE DRIVER OF THE TANK THAT RAN ME OVER! ARGHHHHHHH *takes knife and tries to stab pack*

*not what i had in mind, cuz of the giant gummy bear >_> thought u'd possess it lol... oh well.*

me: heh, good luck. *tank's cannon turns to face fate*

me: try it and we both get blown to hell. maybe not good for me, but helpful either way.

Fate: urrrghhhhhhh *throws knife into barrel*

*knife stabs into warhead and creates a spark, blowing it up in the barrel*

*BOOM!*

*both fate & pack are blown out of the area*

-get out from vals locks-
-fly super fast PWNage343 (planet)-
Looks around.... Hmmm
-Sees big aircraft part of the UAF Space army-
-takes command of it turns my whole crew into my kind (but with less power)-
me:Now we go and take over more planets!!!!
crew: yes sir!!
-Makes a time warp core with the power i stole from ghost squad-
-Makes barracks to spawn my breed-
-lays 200000 eggs in barracks-
-Eggs hatch and we take over PWNage343-
-puts defense up so any attacks we can kill-
-puts energy shield over planet so no one can warp in using time warp-
me: I need 5000 troops to build star fighters!
me: I want 150000 troops to build Space ships
Crew: Yes sir!

OH MAH GAWD.

*Sucks all of SirTony + his Army + All his base + Everything else around him into an Super-Massive Time Rift (Outside the planet), which leads to an Super-fast universe, forcing an Big Bang Explosion and an Super-Massive black hole which kills off the universe, AT THE SAME TIME.*

*Holds SirTony from getting sucked in to black hole.*

Wait an sec.

*Pulls an laser rifle out*

Heh...

(This would be far too violent to type, so please use your imagination to fill the rest.)

RIP : SirTony (<- Theif. >.>)

(Poor guys of the planet, i'll give them an floating talking brick which they can point at , later. )

*wakes up to notice that no one came to her party (hit her head ans therfore doesnt remember a thing of the time rifts...)*
sigh... WHY? Do you all hate me or something?
*tries to teleport to ship*
hmm it isnt working......
what is going on?
*walks outside to see tanks getting flung through the sky disappearing and reappearing throug rifts*
O GOD NO WHAT IS GOING ON!!!

Me:You moron!! You sucked in the Time wrap Drive!!!!!! !
ME: It will kill us all if it hits anything!! It can hit a pebble and the whole universe dies!!!
*Gets shot*
*Gets sucked in hole where I see my ship*
*gets in and blast off to another plant*
me: Cloak the ship!!!
(xeon you cant kill me now!! haha)
*heals from shot to the head*

*fate gets sucked to the start of time instead of the end of time*

Fate: WOAH WOAH WOAH WUT TH-----

*a han appears at the end of the rift reaching out to enclosed fate*

*Fate becomes the spawner of time!*

*Prod SirTony*
Imas standing next to you...
*Gets out Laser Rifle again.*
Heh...
(What do you expect? I'm an Ghost.)

pesky ghost....

*spawns laser turret*
GO GET HIM

@ SirTony
Fail.

Since when did Ghost have blood? No for that fact, any matter to bite? xD

spirits dont, ghosts supposedly consist of a plasmatic substance with theoretically be liquid and gassy
at the same time with the strength of a solid material, but since plasma is quite hot (couple of million degrees)
no one could test it....

Whee! I'm an Burning plasma ghost, try bite me now.

(Off-Topic.)

(this topic is supposed to be off topic xD)

*Time keeper fate materialises besides xeon*

Fate: Time Halt!

*xeon freezes even as a burning ghost*

*fate revereses xeon frmo a ghost to a normal human being

-Sirtony heals from shot-
-Turns into my vampire form and bites xeon sucks his blood since he is human now-
me:Val why do you insist to fight in that human body....
-walks over to fate-
me:Thank you who ever you are
-flys away to my home world Vampira-