Co-Op story

Did you really think I was shooting at you...?
I thought higher of you.

Xeon: =_= Not the point.

(Non-Story Related.)

(OW! you slammed me into a tree valuta >_< why am i the target of your anger all the time? did i do something to annoy you? come on...)

*wakes up from slamming into the tree randomly* me: OW. GOD FF DARNIT I HATE THIS TREE! *gets up, just to fall into the river*

me: WAH! COLD!!!! *sees waterfall*

me: why does it always happen to me... (hehe, abuse of ghost squadron position!) *opens timerift and stumbles through time for awhile*

No, you hit the tree with a weapon causing it to fly away,
And that timerift *pack hits ground after stepping down from a cliff*
Was an illusion....
I have to get myself some of that illusion power!

maybe we both made a mistake val, i made one, and you made one just now, because im in ghost squadron, and xeons the leader, he said in count to 1000 or the random saying thread that sirtony should stop stealing ghost squadron property. so, i can use time rifts. warps. inter-dimensional- wait, wrong kind of portal.

(story part below)


*continues stumbling through time until i randomly fall into another time rift, appearing right next to the river but not on the tree or in it*

me: that was the most confaluted escape i've ever been part of o_O

*passes out because of confaluted ness*

*notices that the illusion was an illusion, and is now trapped inside of an illusionary world created by an inknown power*
What!? he disappeared, and i was sure he fell off!
HOW, I really want that power now!

NON-STORY RELATED.
The Time rift thing was from an number of things, firstly when the WW started (With RuneRealms2, Fate, Bob, Selle and myself) I set my location to "An Nuclear Time warp". Later, after winning an event Selle made, i was given the Ghost Axe (You can see where this is going). Skip ahead an bit to BAKARS3, as Selle decided RP would be an good idea, i was given the title: "The Ghost Of The Ages" (From my time spent on BAKARS and with him, as well as the Ghost Axe). Of course, Selle ditched BAKAR3, But i still had my ghost axe. Any user within the Ghost Squadron would be able to control Time-Space, The matter of successfully doing so is judged by the time spent overveiwing the world. (Yes, Pack you should do fine.)

SLIGHT DIGRESSION

If you're wondering, although not all the Group have an personal ablity from said-place/time. E.g Valuta in BAKARS3 was callled: "The Twinblood Vampire" With ablity to take and restore health. (I think?) But, I'm pretty certain Valuta isn't an Vampire currently, so maybe SirTony takes it, maybe not, i have no idea.

@Fate, As you should know, your location is stalking Selle. Perhaps thats your thing.

(also not story related)

i thought we trapped fate inside of a small brightly colored flashing gem? and if thats the case, he cannot technicly reply untill we somehow release his soul from the gem. maybe we just smash the gem and he'll tell us what he's been doing. or, he'll randomly say somethng like: "i was on the toilet. what's happening? *sheesh, long bathroom break much?*"

The gem only holds his powers, his body should still be sticking to the hammer

(the shot i fired hits my ship triggering auto defense which breaks the illusion)

*snore*

*Snore passes in to time-space realm*
Whoa! What was that? O.o

*wakes up from the massive snore fate caused*

me: what was that??... oh well. *looks around . . .* oh. i remember now.

*pulls out a small grey-white object and presses a button*

me: that should do something >_>


*meanwhile, on valuta's ship...*

Boo!!

-Comes out of no wear eating cake-
Wats up?

*click*
...
...
...
...
*clack*

*val gets beamed back up*

What? Beam me down!
Ship goes back to val's private planet.
I WILL GET YOU PACKMAN!!!!

*begins to roll on the floor laughing because of valuta's angry yell over a random radio sitting next to me*

me: LULZ!!!

*stomach pops*

me: oh shi-*dies*


*timewarp appears inside me again (man, does time and space like me, or what?) and un-pops my stomach, making me come back to life*


*GASP*
me: GAH ow... *feels pain from stomach popping even though it got fixed* that... really... HURT... *pulls out a bright-and-dark green colored sort-of-sat-on-looking box* hmm... this looks familiar... *tears open*

-opens gate in sky-
Hey PACK UP HERE!!!
Pack:... Hi
Me: Hey!!!
-Jumps down-
Me: Whats that???

*continues to tear open the strangely colored box thingy with tony watching* (this may takeawhile, since it hasnt opened in roblox yet. see if you can figure out which gift im tearing open?)

me: man, is this thing wrapped thickly or what?!
tony: inorite? o.o'

Well Ill be going now... Back to the shadows I go O and btw Here you go

-Gives gift-

Pack: Byez!
Bye
-packs open present-
-Timer counts down-
-Enters portal in sky-
-Closes it-

*time-warp appears next to me and i chuck tony's "gift" into it, and the gift goes into the future and lands next to some alien archeologists*

alien: glorp gurgle!!! *AHHH!! BOMB!!*

*BOOM*

me: um... right... *finally opens gift and finds a "Veterans Rocket Launcher!!" (since the real gift had a stupid medal, i put a rocket in it)

me: oooh, this should be handy! *puts VRL on back*

Back at my own planet...

*Beams on a random planet* NUUU! RAONG PLANUT! *Beams back to the USS Enterfries* (Yum)

*Box appears*

Computer: Captain, incoming transmission.

Me: On screen.

Resistance is futile.

Me: nu eet isn't. 3:< (sadfaic)

You will comply.

Me: nou. :3

*pew pew pew*

Intermission: CHAIR RACING! ONLY 13.37!

enterfries....
nice im gonna name a city after it, and a ship, ss or hms?

ss.

(Further with story)

*pew pew pew*

Warning! RO-Borg landing party at deck 8!

Lieutenant, send a hazard squad to deck 8 immediately!

RO-Borg guy: Resistance is futile.

The lieutenant who has no name atm: That is the second time you said that. Are you programmed to say: ''Resistance is futile.'' If not, your an -censored-. *pew pew*

RO-borg guy: You. Will. Comply. Froob. (I really needed to say it :3)

*Battle continues*

Intermission: Nubflakes! With a new flavor! NUB-TASTICAL NUBLETS ON A PLATE! Yes! you heard it! on a plate!

Spawns a boat.

NO ARGH NOT THAT SMALL....

Spawns a cruise-ship

Way better

throws a bottle of wine

Wine hits sheep

Sheep turns red

O_O

Hmm SS enterfries it is!

Returns to ship

*teleports into what-ever dimmension valuta is currently in, right next to the sheep*

me: ...wow, who knew this dimmension had red sheep!

sheep: Baa.

me: hey valuta, whatcha doin? *sees ship*

me: nice ship.

valuta: thanks... say, how'd you get here???

me: time-warp. they can teleport EVERYWHERE now. no clue why.

valuta: oh. hmm... *valuta thinks about trying to capture the essence of a time-warp*

(meanwhile, I HAVE MINECRAFT! name = hact1 (old name, very old and fond of name :-3)

(lawl k)

*Battle continues*

*Wormhole opens*

*Romulan ships come out*

Me: Wha-

*Romulan ships attack the RO-Borg cubes AND the federation's fleet*

Computer: Captain, incoming transmission.

Me: On screen.

Romulan Captain: bla bla bla bla

Me: Le bla d' bla, bla bla?

Romulan Captain: Bla blabla, blablabla? bla?

Me: Bla bla.

*Romulan ships attack the Enterfries*

Me: Fire photon potatoes!

That guy: Captain, our shields are down!

*RO-Borg get popcorn*

That second guy: We lost deck 3!

Me: Pull back!

*At USS Voyafried*

Computer: Captain, incoming transmission.

Captain Kentuck C: On screen.

Me: We are heavily damaged and pursued by a Romulan Warbird! We need assistance!

To be continued.


(I did this for the lolz)

-------USS VoyaFRIED

Captain KentuckY----Chicken.