Co-Op story

ah sir wai---...
Gddmmit
*returns to designing cafeteria upgrade*
see there are no cakes on tuesdays....
*reminds something*
*opens sitonies personal records*
ahh he likes cakes, *looks at screen*
OMG it's tuesday
He's gonna loose it if there are no cakes
*forces emergenceny update*
*sitting gets blasted with cakes*
whoops, a lil too much cakes
Well I'm done with the redesigningof the cafeteria
Now let's continue the designing of the holographic simulations deck
Holo-sim-deck


15 minutes later


*persona-switch*
Looks at design program
*adds virus*
*strides to the cafeteria*

*eyes turn red*
me:NOOO CAKE!!!!
*cakes hits me in head*
Me: O cake!!!
*eyes turn back the its greenish color*
*eats cake*
Returns to command bridge
Guard2:Sorry cant let you in
Me: WHAT!!!! I was just in here!!!
Guard2: WELL sorryy I just started my shift...Let me ask the captain and see if you can enter
*guard walk in command bridge*
Me: Agh...hired worked...Such waste of money

*gets smacked on the head by a cake*

me: OW! is it a fruitcake or what?! *looks at cake... it's a fruitcake*

me: WHY?! why would they send out fruitcakes aswell as other cakes!? *throws fruitcake at lunch lady*

me: i'm out of here. *takes a bagged hamburger and criscut fries and leaves*

meats pack on his way from the cafeteria,
*telepathy* have you seen sirtony?

pack: Munch Munch Munch

*lifts pack with psycokinesis*
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

pack *shakes head*

*throws pack away*

how does that guy know im coming to get him

in the meanwhile sirtony has got no idea that vals evil personality is after his live

*wakes up AGAIN*

me: oh what the?! why am i covered in my burger and criscut fries?!

Me:Hmm I have a craving for meat
-Eyes turn red-
-Eyes focus in on an heart beat-
-Looks at an guard in his room alone-
-Goes into room closes door-
Guard: What do you want?? Whaa What wrong with your skin!!!!?!?!?
-skin turns black-
-Fangs grow from jaw eats guard-
ME:AGAHAGAHAG
-Wings grow and I fly into vents-
Me: I need more meat I need more Blood!! I NEED MORE CAKE!!!!!!!!!

*gets up and starts making anti-tony trap from a cake, a bottle of blood, and a bit of raw pork*

me: now for the box... *gets giant wooden box to drop on tony when trap is triggered*

me: time to wait!

*smells blood cake and meat*
Oo !! Eats cakes blood and meat*
*Boxs falls on me*
-censored-?? *stands up*
Box not heavy enough who tried to Capture me!!!!!!!!!!
*Looks around room hears heart pumping f*goes to corner sees pack*
*GRABS PACK THROWS IN BOX PUTS bricks on it*
Now!!! Back to my hunt
-fly into vents*

*what tony didn't realise, is that one of his wings is injured from the box hitting him, so he's going to veer around randomly now*

me: time to cut my way out. (starts sawing with a hacksaw*

me: i'll be out in no time!

*blinks*

Fate: Owww my head hurts..... *looks infront*
Cleaner: get up young man you've been sleeping there for 500 years already!
Fate: WHAT THE HELL? HOW COME!
*runs out of toilet and accidently falls into a time rift*

Fate:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----*silence*

*sees blood trail coming from room*
hmm, *opens room*
oh my, the guards these days, WORTHLESS
*closes room*
*mumbles something about guards sleeping and eating too much ketchup*

now then where is that tony person

*hears sound coming from next room*
*opens door*
*sees big wooden box with bricks on it*
*blasts box away hurting pack*
*closes room*
*mumbles something about boxes sleeping and eating too much humans*

*hears weid scream coming from the toilets*
*opens door*
*fate slips out of chrono rift and bangs head against door, loosing consciousness*
*opens door*
*sees fate covered in toilet paper and flush water*
O_o my bad
*closes doors*
*mumbles something about toilets sleeping and eating too much humans*

*persona switch*

WAIT toilets cant sleep,
*calls med staff to toilet to help fate*
*1 hour later the med staff arrives*
why did it take this long?
med guy: err well we had luch break and you daid it wasnt important
I DIDNT *did do that*
*walks away*
*mubles something about the medic staff sleeping and eating too much lunch*

*persona swictch*

now what was i doing again?
*remembers*

ill get you tony *walks back to bridge to do a system check*

(@val: why are you constantly hurting me? first i was chased by a cleaning robot, then i got thrown into a wall and covered in my food, hit on the head by a fruitcake, and now i'm being bounced around inside of a wooden box, possibly falling out of it! why?! >_>)

me: OW! *looks around* hey! i can get out now! (the box is on it's side allowing me to get out* yay!

*walks out*

*TIME WARP! (wait, what?! the count to 1000 game is affecting this too?! great, thanks xeon.)
Xeon: No problem.
*everything starts back at the party* me: i have a bad feeling about this party. i'm leaving... (is about to leave...)

*wakes up covered with wet toilet paper*

fate: COOL IM A MUMMY!
*limps outta toilet moaning*
Med staff walk pass
guy no.1: hey did you hear that?
guy no.2: no what?
guy no.1: some kinda moan......
*delusional fate grabs both guys by the neck and eats them for lunch*

-comes out of vent to follow the trail of blood-
-sees fate eating 3 dudes-
me:can i join?
fate: Argaga
Me: guess not...
-goes back in vents-
-TIME WARP-
-back at party smells blood-
-lights turn outs and grabs someone-
-he gets lose and screams blood sucking aliens-
-pulls him down-

(WOW I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!! I WAS THE ALIEN ALL ALONG!!)

(well, i guess i made the story make sense... but how to end it? and with the thread being attacked by time warps, anything could happen!(again!))

me: i'm outta here! *runs back to house*

me: better make sure to get my trusty 55. ready *gets 55. magnum ready*

*Appears from Time Warp*
Oops.
*Makes another*
(Enough said. )

*takes notice of time-rifts*
so thats why they appear and disappear out of nowhere...
*inserts code into computer*
*walks to newly created room*
now we wait!

*not even 5 minutes later*
*sir slips out of time rift holding person from the party*
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
i've got you now!
*persona switch*
SIR!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
*sees sir's red eyes*
*passes out*

*looks at val*
*eyes turn green*
Me: Um... Nothing just chillin
*wings go back into back skin turns normal*
Me: Soooo nice room....
me: Well I have to go...
*walks out room*

*gets in car and drives away from party on ROBLOXian highway R-500*

*yeah, roblox has alot of highways to connect the places. i'm driving by my place right now, somehow... don't ask how.*

me: ahh. i think i'll go pick up a cake before i go home... *GUESS HOW THIS IS GONNA TURN OUT?!*

*time warp* Me end up at packs car... PACK!!!!*
Pack: Why everything got to happen to me!!!
Me: Yummy blood cake!!!!


(100 POST WHOOO )

*Teleports into Packman car*
*Punchs Sirtony*
YOU FOOL! You can't use time warps for teleportation!But more importantly! QUIT STEALING MY TIME WARPS! ITS AN GHOST THING ONLY! >=O
*Pulls an Laser Rifle from Space-Time*
*Blows holes everywhere*

(Poor Packman, i'll pull an Hover tank for him later. >.>)

*teleports to pack*
you alright?
*jumps of the car acceidently enablig telekenesis*
*car blows up*
*turns around*
...whoops......
.....
xeon, can you timewarp him back to life?
*sirtonies eyes turn red*
*persona switch*
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME
*closes his eyes with telekenesis to not-faint-looking-into-them*
*drags sir back to the ship and locks him up*
NOW TELL ME:

how did you get xeons timerift ability
and why did you let it run loose?
*points at outside image of spaceship, showing gigantic holes*
.....
Why my ship, i was trying to save you all!

*giant timerift opens*
ohh no you arent gonna
*timerift moves closer to ship*'
No, you arent!!!!!!
*timerist swallows part of ship*
GIVE IT BACK NAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWW
*ship and R-500 get swallowed and sent back to prehistory*


WHY MEEEEEEE....>.<....

(well, THAT certainly was a twist *you better make good on that promise sometime, xeon!!*, but how is it going to end? truly end, so we can start another story?)

*random timerift inside my body *somehow, idk. go with it. and haha, i can use time-warps because i'm in ghost squad XD* and it reverses damage to before the attack by tony/xeon/valuta *seriously, EVERYTHING revolves around me, why?!* *

*wakes up with a start* me: GASP! *heavy breathing* what- the- SHIZ!? *sees dinosaurs and other primitive beasts aswell as part of R-500 and valutas space ship ripped in different pieces scattered around* ... welp, i better be ready to shoot somethin. *readies magnum handgun* come n' get me, dinos!

The you-know-what that killed the dinos does you-know-what-it-has-to-do

killing us all....

(i don't follow, is that part of the story or some sort of joke??? lulz... this has nothing to do with story, since some one else has to continue it somehow)