Co-Op story

(not story related: WHAT WILL BE NEXT???)

-Goes into borg ship see's a few borgs-
me: You know there an off switch to this place right?
people: How would you know
Me: Well I helped design this baby
people: WHAT!!
Me: Yeah I made a total of 5...
People: So where the other 4
Me: I think it will be here shortly Idk =/
people: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Me: Not really there an off button soooooo

(Not story related)

Umm... if you helped design the cube, you are a Drone... Ever heard of non-assimilated species helping the Borg and NOT getting assimilated?

He's capable of de-assimilation it seems

*warps next to xeon*

me: HEY! whatchu doin watchin floatin things fly by? (even if hes in space, the time-warps are protecting us )

xeon: oh, just waiting for something REALLY funny to show up... *points out the elephant infront of the random nuke*

me:... how is the elephant even alive if its in space?

xeon: TIME-WARPS!

me: what, that elephant can use time-warps now?!

xeon: yus.

me: ... right...

xeon: anyway, whatCHU want?

me: what i want, is to get you to slow down the time around valuta so she can scavange. say, about a 100 mile radius of area effected? (unless borg cubes are like, five thousand miles long, then go with that (edit post to show that, plz?))

xeon: WHAT?! thats impossible!

me: ...you have the ghost axe! ...and invented how to use time-warps/time-warps themselves... so why CANT you use them?

xeon: idk.

me:... THATS helpful...

xeon: lol.

me: wut?

xeon: wut?

me: dumby says wut!

xeon: why?

me: darn! oh well.



(TOO BE CONTINUED, A FREAKIN FOURTH TIME!!!)

(Not story related)
I got these things while searching on google how large a cube is.

...measuring 28 cubic kilometers in volume, with each side measuring more than three kilometers...

...other than the fact that it's really, really huge, about one fourth the size of Earth...

I don't really know the EXACT size.

(Story related)

Back at the ship's hospital.

*The Dawctur n' Assistunt be ragin'*

Dawctur: habba habba

Assistunt: no u

Dawctur: habba habba

Assistunt: no u

Dawctur: j00 winz.

Donuteer (Yesh I be de-assimilated): Come on, get meh outta' this armor.

Dawctur: habba u

Assistunt: no habba

Me: ._. *Walks away* Good thing I have a De-Robotosizer.

*Goes in*

*Waits for someone to press the RED BUTTON*

Assistunt: I be throwin' dawctur at da button su da captun kn' b repoiredz.

*I be going out nao. Lawlz*

Me: Come on, get a bit of SANITY in your head.

Random guy: SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!

Me: Stop getting random stuff from Warhammer 40K.

Random guy: kk narb.

Me: All hands to battle stations! *Hands fly to the nearest stations to battle*

Me: Gawd...

*Borg ship exploding in 10 seconds...*

*pulls out random cable*

Power fail

Self-destruction canceled

What the fail....

Well I have my technology

*gets beamed back to ship*

*fires iBomb at the cube*

*IBomb seals the cube in gelatine pudding disabling all mechanical devices*

Well I'm off to my world to invent new things!

when did co-op story become the bulletin board? o_O?

anyway, sounds good... but i'd really hate to lose my post count T_T(im finally about a quarter to fate...)

so yeah. all for it, but itd be more fun if we could transfer out current stats and stuffs.

Maybe make the same threads, copy and paste the posts in the corresponding threads, and voila? old posts re-posted in a new thread.

I was thinking of that, but it takes time...

I posted the topic here since you might not have been able to find it otherwise

Thats why theres an Announcement thing, Valuta, back on topic. PLOX.

*Borg ship explodes*

The Enterfries warps away.

*Credits*

bla bla bla

bla bla bla

bla bla bla: bla, bla bla, and blana

bla bla bla

Episode 2 coming soon!

*Sneaks on to Dons ship*
Me: Let the murdering start muhahaha
*Turns into Demon form*
*Lays a thousand eggs*
*Eggs grow fast turning into mini mes*
*They go ever where i the vents and dark places*
Doctor: Well I have to go in the supply room to get the med Ill be right back
Patient: Ok Doc
*Doctor walks in mini me's jump on his headd and back and kills him by stinging him*
Patient: Doctor?? Walks ear the closet see doctor dead and getting eaten*
*Patient runs and press big red button*
*ALARM ALARM*
Don: -censored- is that?
Soldier: The Alarm..

Meh: Put on the Anti-bug system!

Me: dai dai dai dai dai filtheh theengz.

*Mini SirTonies jump on peoples heads and become zombies*

*Door opens to the bridge*

(???): I am nurse-

Random people: Helloooo nurse!

Nurse: wut

Random people: wut?

Me and random people: wut?

dat guy random people plus me: wut?

Me: PIRAMUD!

dat guy: *shoots zombie with shotgun* becuz I'm liek dat.

MUUUDDD!!

MUD MUD MUD! MUD WEENZ!

CALL WINEWONEWONE NAO! ZAWMBEH APOCALEEPS!

*After apocalypse*

Oh god...

*Enterfries teleports in deep space*

Me: whe-where are we...?

I don't exactly know where ''here'' is.

Me: I completely agree.

Computer: Warning! Hostile lifeforms in ship hangar.

Me: Not again!

Dun dun dun DUUUNNNN!!

Hellooo nurse!

(don, your getting evern MORE strange with each post!)

me: well this is going no-where fast... *sees a random XBOX360 float by*

me: -censored-? an xbox?!

xeon: yeah, idk why all this shtuff is floating around.

me:... LET'S FIND OUT!!!

xeon:... nah.

me: why not? bound to be SOMETHING usefull from finding out why these things are around here.

xeon: meh.

me: this is getting iritating... oh well. bye xeon!

xeon: bai! chu take care naow!

me: eh. w/e.


*time-warps onto the enterfries next to donuteer*

me: hello dar!

*dat guy shoots at me and a time-warp appears sucking the bullets out of the air and then disapears*

donuteer: dont do dat guy!

dat guy: wut?

everyone but dat guy: NOT AGAIN!

dat guy: wait, what????

me: just shut up.

donuteer: yeah, be quiet for a bit.

me: donuteer! theres something wierd going on where xeon is.

donuteer: really?

me: yeah, random objects are floating into space...

me: have you lost anything recently???

donuteer: well...

*IM TIRED OF SAYING CONTINUE! gah, there it is again!*

I lost a refrigerator, a table, some sane'ness (Dat exploins mah randumnuss kk?) A pet elephant, my first Enterfries which I can see in this deep space junkyard. That is all.

Me: Oh, look, I see a death star.

Me: And, unlock the air hatches, we are bound to get that daemon in DEEP SPACE (:3)

Dat guy dat likes da real dat guy: yayayaya

Dat guy dat is the official dat guy: kai

Me: Also, search for the first ship to bear the name: Enterfries 1.

*Random cutscene*

WHY IS MY HEAD FLOATING IN DEEP SPACE!! WHYYYY!

*Hangar battle*

*battlez*

*Enterfries crew keels space pieroots*

*airlocks nearlly fail to suck sirtony in deep space*

Me: have a nice journey.

People: yar yar yar

Creates a

BRB

(Big, Red, Button)

Dont push it!

Me: Is there any thing usefull to scavenge in this galactic junkyard?

Tech: We did pick up some information about a ship with a stable power resource.

Me: Send a hazard team to scan the ship. That energy is usefull for our escape.

*At the alien ship*

*Vamp*

Lieutenant: We'll split ourselves into two different squads, squad alpha will link the power resourch to the Enterfries. Squad beta will scan the area for more information.

Guy1: I have the knifes!

Guy2: We aren't splitting ourselves into bits...

Guy1:

Lieutenant: Dat guy, you will lead squad beta.

Lieutenant: I will lead squad alpha.

Let's go!

Why does no one notice my brb?

(Because mah crew be smart nawt to press it)

(And I noticed my quick typing has made a typo: resourch, I ment resource)

*Alpha squad*

Hey, I think I found a power generator.

Lieutenant: That's what I call luck.

IIIIIEEHHEEEHHH

Squad Alpha: wut...

*Alien grabs the tech and flies away*

Tech: AAAAAHHHH!!

Lieutenant: Fire! Goddamnit! FIRE!

Lieutenant: Guy3, get the alien holding the tech! NOW!

*Dakka dakka dakka*

Guy2: I think the aliens are coming from those tubes!

Lieutenant: Shoot it!

*Pew pew*

KABOOOMMM!!

Lieutenant: Oof... everyone alright?

Guy1: Yeah...

Guy2: Yup.

Lieutenant: We have to find Guy3 and the tech.

Who is shooting my alianized drones?

(Walks away)

*Later at Alpha Squad*

I have linked the power.

Lieutenant: Good.

*Beta Squad*

Dattus Guyus: liek mai new naime?

IIIIEEEEHHHH

*pow*

*Aliens dead*

Dat guy: kkIhateyoubyebye

Dat guy fan: Uhh kay...

Meh, all of my stuff here gets destroyed,

Time to go back to my world, yet, yet, yet again...

-Calls my Tonez to me-
COME MY CHILDREN WE SHALL GO TO A NEW WORD AND TAKE OVER-
Tonez: Yaaaahhhhhhh BRINAZ
Me: Noo World
Tonez: Brainz
Me: I order you guys to kill each other
Tonez: You dont rule us!!! Muhahah
Me: Uh Oh
*Teleports by going into the shadows-
Tonez: KILL DON!!
Me: Where am I?
-Looks around sees grand land and shiny world-
Me: Hmm Mabey I can becoem king of this inhabbited planet
-Builds troop using my Katana powers-
-A Red Dragon comes out of my Katana-
Me: Protect this world
Dragon: Agh dont you remember what happend to the Phionx?
me: Just protect it
-WORLD BECOMES A GREAT CITY WITH TROOPS AND EVERYTHING-
-Dragon mates with a Phionz and makez Flaming Dragon-
-100 Flaming dragons are Under my control-
City name: MCMilk
Population: 100000000000
Troops:100000000
Peace/War: Peace

Arrives at private planet,

W t h ?

What are those dragons doing here?