Co-Op story

Picks up emergency signal.

Sounds like fast-food.
Err...
Enterfries

I might just help them

*forces pack to warp the entire ship to the battle field right behind the romulan ship, draining pack from his powers (temporarily)*

Valuta: fire photon potatoes

Unnamed weapons person: we don't have that weaponry

Valuta: then what do we have?

UWP: Err... big mac?

valuta: I wasn't talking about fast-food

UWP: We have the demo version of ketchup lazers!
UWP2: OH NO the trial period has ended!

valuta: So...?

UWP: If i'm not mistaken you stole some abilities and put them in a staff!

valuta: What are you talking about

UWP: The sta.... *gets shot by valuta* URGHHHH *Dies*

valuta: Any GOOD ideas?

UWP3: HMM how about ?

valut: What?

UWP3: BOMBS!

valuta: What bombs?

UWP3: iBombs!

valuta: ¿Que?

UWP3: Apple's iBombs

valuta: well whatever, if its apple i suppose it'll work.

UWP3: Yes sir!

valuta: Aims phrie photon gun at UWP3's head

UWP3: O_o Yes, Madam!

*Back at the Enterfries' hangar*

Lieutenant: We can't hold them off for long!

*Minutes later*

Most of the squad: Retreat!

*RO-Borg capture me*

*I getz assimilated*

*Second in command of the Enterfries, becomes First in command*

*Transmission to Valuta's ship*

Reetunod of Borg (Me): We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

Valuta: ¿De qué estás hablando?

Wat is mechanical?

*issues fire command of iBombs*
*iBombs hit target and destroy all nearby vehicles (except for the well.... Ehh... My ship!*

*Before iBomb explosion*

Reetunod of Borg's cube tractor beams the Enterfries, and warps away from the battlespace (Field makes NO sence, because there are no fields in space, right?)

USS Voyafried follows the Cube.

*After iBomb explosion*

All Romulan ships near Valuta's ship are completely destroyed.

All Borg ships near Valuta's ship are completely destroyed.

The Starfleet ships are also destroyed, while the remaining damaged ones retreat, but the OK ships stay to fight, same as the Romulans/Borg

Hey an cat! *Points at random cat floating Space-Time Realm*
(Random FTW.)

UWP3: well flields as in quantum physics should
valuta: shush, AND FOLLOW THEM, thos half machine-ish creatures must go down!

UWP3: Yes, Yes,....

*Enterfries boarding party on the Borg Cube*

Guy1: The Drones seem to be ignoring us.

Guy2: They think we are not worthy of being assimilated.

Guy1: How do you know that?

Guy2: Becau-

Commander: Wait! see that? that is a power generator, we shall have to destroy it, so that the cube slows down a bit.

Guy1: Whatever! *Phaser* *Pew*

*Explosion*

Drone1: Resistance is fu- (OFFLINE)

Drone 2: You will- (OFFLINE)

Commander: That was crazeh, but it worked.

Guy2: Inorite?

Guy1: I has happeh!

Commander: We need to get the Tractor Beam down.

Guy1: You said that for the fifth time now.

*flies past the now slowed down vessel*

What was that!

ACTIVATE STEALTH AND TURN BACK!

UWP4: *turns back*

*Barely misses borg vessel*

Fly close to it, well keep an eye on it

(hamborger!)

*In Borg Cube*

Guy3: Where the heck is that Tractor Beam generator...

Drone3: Un-assimilated species encountered. You will comply.

Commander: Fire!

*Pew pew pew*

Drone3: Resistance is- (Dead)

Drone4: You will comply.

Guy3: Argh! (WOUNDED)

Guy1: Die you Borg scum!

*Guy3 gets teleported back to the Enterfries for healing*

*Pew pew KABOOMM!*

Commander: Go go go!

*Group goes through explosion hole*

Commander: There it is, the Tractor Beam generator!

Drones: Resistance is futile.

*Guy2 throws grenade*

(Kaboom!)

Remaining Drones: You will comply.

*Battle*

*After battle*

Commander: Destroy that generator!

Cap'n we have detected unassimilated lifeforms aboard the enemy vessel

Understood, we'll send out help!

*50 allied droids get teleported to the commanders locatieon*

*gets power back (somehow, i think its just that time-warps like me. anyway...)*

me: hmm... *time-warps into the borg cube right next to reetunod of the borg*

reetunod of the borg: resistan-

me: blah blah blah bladeh blah! *makes timewarps appear inside and around DONUTEER and they rip all of the borg stuffs off of him and fix his head*

me: better???

*TOO BE CONTINUED!!!*

Reetunod: no u. (I still has micro-robots in my body)

*I teleport back to the assimilation area*

*Gets special armor for when it happens again*

At the Borg Tractor Beam generator.

*Squad looks at the 50 droids*

Squad: wut.

Commander: I never knew that 50 droids could fit in a generator room as small as this...

Commander: Ohwell, fire.

*pew pew pew*

At the USS Voyafried.

Capt. Kentuck: wut.

Second in command: wut?

Third: wut??

Computer: Captain, incoming transmission.

Capt. Kentuck: On screenz.

Computer: ...

Capt. Kentuck: On screen. Sigh, they always check spelling.

Reetunod of Borg: Resistance is futile.

Capt. Kentuck: Is that some kind of programmed message? Because it is always the same tone.

At the Enterfries.

Second in Command: The Tractor Beam is not working alright, I think.

Crew: yaay...

-Walking in the darkness when I see bright lights-
-opens gates see a big borg ship-
ME:WHAAAAA
-Smells Val (since im still in my blood eating mode)-
me: I needz a space ship... Ill name it!!! GALAXYMILK!!
me: how will I get over there...
-throws rock at ship but it floats away-
-shoots borg ship-
*Cell phone rings*
ME: I get service out here? Im soo happy i changed my plan to At&t
*Answer phone*
Borg guy: Resistance is futile
Me: WRONG NUMBER BUDDY
Borg guy: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Huh an tree, haven't seen that before. *Points at random floating tree*
(Might turn this into something important, or just leave it as random.(Not the tree btw.))

me: blast it. *time-warps out of the borg cube and onto the enterfries*

me: hallo der, crew!

crewman1: WAH!

crewman2: WE'RE ALL GONNA DAI!!

crewman3: it's not a borg, idiots.

me: atleast someone noticed... (-_-)

me: anyway, donuteer is still a borg. time warps failed to get the micro-robots >_>

me: but! timewarps seem to have destroyed most of the critical systems, like gravity and engines. luckily, and unluckily, lifesupport is intact.

*back at the tractor-beam generator*

commander: keep firing men!!! *pew pew pewpewpew*

borg 1: you will be assimilated.

borg 2: resistance is futile.

borg 3: (somehow fully aware) HEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*borg 3 gets killed*

borg 3 in dying moments: THANK YOU!!!

crewman 2: wierd... oh well. *PEW PEW PEW PEW*

*to be continued again!!!*

Me: I'm not that into battles. I like technology better.

*teleports onto the (on the other side of the ship to avoid detection*

Me: let's see what interesting technology they might have here.

*unplugs a cable*

Me: now let's see what happens

*Hazard Squad teleports back to the enterfries*

Commander: Because we already have 50 robots helping. *vamp*

*The cable that was un-plugged triggered sabotage mode* (Useless mode...)

The Borg Cube will implode in one minute...

*Dun dun dun DUUUUNNN!*

Uhh, an elephant now? This is starting to freak me out. *Points at random floating elephant.*

* unaware of the fact the sabotage mode had been activated returns to gathering technology*

*feels a disturbance in the SPACE-TIME-CONTINUM and teleports to val*

me: hai der!

valuta: GAH! stop doing that!

me: sorry.

me: anyway, ship is gonna implode in about... 5 minutes, i think? so, better hurry up with that scavenging stuff.

valuta:... cant you just control time so i have more time to scavenge?

me: no, only xeonwraith (who is looking at random floating objects... somewhere...) can control time. i just randomly bound around with the help of time-warps.

me: they seem to like helping me, for some inexplicable reason.

valuta:... right... *gets cellphone out (wow, at&t has really improved their coverage!) and calls xeon*

THIRD TIME!!! CONTINUE!!!

*The Enterfries*

Captain, we found the location of Reetunod of Borg.

Beam him here. *Ye, we already could've beamed him here*

*Vamp*

Send him to the medical center, now!

(not related)

what does "*vamp*" mean? is it the transporter SFX? if so, it doesnt sound right put to words such as the shortcut of vampire...

(Nawt related lawl)

I use Vamp as a sound effect for teleporters.

(Dis b reloitud k?)

Dawctur: Is he alrightz?

Reetunod of you know that already: no u

Assistant: He's alright.

Reetunod of read my first comment in this post kk.: narbz gimme mai sandwuch nao.

Dawctur/Assistant: no u

Reetunod of I dun need to do a of, you know it already.: kai.

Dawctur: Assistunt, gimme teh micwo dwone keel0r

Assistant: yus me (givurz)

Dawctur: dar.

Da captuin: wut.

Dawctur: wut?

Assistant: ?tuw

Dawctur: stawp dat.

Assistant: no u

Dawctur: wut me?

TBC. (To Be Continued is TBC only)

Get eet?

I had some keyboard issues, ? was =... problems.

And I couldn't find the ' too.

i cant get xeon on the line! no coverage (i live in holland) lets try KPN (best coverage in holland)

DARGH cant get through to xeon, he got orange!

Ok,ok...This is getting silly. *Points at random floating nuclear bomb*