COUNT TO 1000 GAME

*577 guns appear out of my hand to kill all humans on earth*
Sirtony: Now Who will be lucky number.....

578

579

580 (come on guys, don't be boring! i was getting into da storeh )

-Flys 581 mutant freaks out of the solar system to attack the grand world of Bakers!!!!!!!!-
Sirtony:Atttack my mutants!!!!!!!! Attack and be free!!!!!

Happy 582st birthday random cake eating alien! =DDD

Its my 583th year on this world!!! agh No One knows me!!!! but its ok... I will kill all 583 humans on mars...

TEEHEE its my 584th year on the new HTRAE

*shoots all of sirtony's 585 mutant freak things, making them explode from explosive rounds*

>:-D

spawns 586 new mutant alien beings

*get's inside the dog house on one of the new modernwarfare587 maps and puts a riot shield infront of the door, blocking the entrance*

me: HAHA! now i can't be killed!

-sends 588 nukes to packs house-
Me:MUHAHAHAHAH

Alien eats all 589 nukes
(where'd the las one come from?)

*time warp! great, we're STILL suffering the effects, thanks xeon.*

*it is now the year 5,000,000*

me: time to activate all of my 590 clones! mwuahahaha.

*they all awaken and start hunting down fatestriker*

fate watch out O_O

uses portal gun to teleport the 591 whatevers away (why is ter always one more???)

i dunno. i thought i had 592... maybe we constantly get one extra. we'll call that one extra steve. or how about bob? everyone hates steve and bob. WOOT.

also: *throws 592 P.I.E's at fatestriker (P.I.E: Partialy Inadequate Explosive)*

(also, who thought the explanation was clever?)

*slow-mooooooo*

*dodges the 593 objects! (593 P.I.E's and a booger!)*

packman200 wrote:i dunno. i thought i had 592... maybe we constantly get one extra. we'll call that one extra steve. or how about bob? everyone hates steve and bob. WOOT.

also: *throws 592 P.I.E's at fatestriker (P.I.E: Partialy Inadequate Explosive)*

(also, who thought the explanation was clever?)

yep nice explanation it had me laughing for almost 594 milliseconds

i slept for 595 seconds just now

I thought about what i should say for 596 secs

I have to eat 597 bags of air, because I wanna fly!
( SARCASM )

*WHO WILL GET 600?!*

me: 598 people from across the world all went to a bar that could hold 600 people. the two that didn't come were stuck trying to park.
*who thought that was funny... if you get the joke*

599.
Can't be bothered to place much interesting text, so ima be placing an Time Portal here.
Have fun, try not to blow everything up.

BLOWS EVERYTHING UP
5 10 2

( ( 2 / 2 ) + 5 ) X 10 = err... 295?

NO U -censored-

^))

600

yay! valuta got 600! (good thing too, cuz i would have grabbed it like i did at the other hundreds a while ago >_>)

me: hmm... who want's 601 nuclear anti-randomnoob bombs? (or NARBS heh... get it? NARBS? narbs? XD)