COUNT TO 1000 GAME

*winces at the pain*

thats it buster ur gonna get it nuw!!!!

*grabs a chainsaw and saws pack's arm off, then fries the arm and cuts numbers into it*

527

RAWRZORS!!!! *grabs a 1-hand usable mounted-minigun and starts firing rounds at fate, which make numbers in him*

5FIVE-2TWENTY-8EIGHT

Bill:£529.00 - *points at fatestriker and packman* "I ain't payin' for those weapons."

529

*gasp* *sigh* fine xeon *hands xeon £530.00* oh btw could i haff a £1 chocolate bar?

530~

*gets a chocolate bar* *looks at grams of fat*
"... 531 kg... nah, he'll be fine.... *hands fatstriker the chocolate bar*

*zooms by on an ATV nabbing the chocolate bar at 532 mp*

me: HAHAHAHA!!!!

Right, then that makes 533 wins for packman...
oh, and.... i ain't paying for another.

im gunnah make j00 pay for zat chocolatz barr!!!!

oh i forgot *takes a nuke and launches it at packman, which blows up into smoked numbers*

534

*At nuclear test site* General: -censored- HAPPENED TO THE 535 TON WARHEAD?!
Other-random;ly-unimportant-can't-think-of-a-name-character: "some guy said : "don't mind me i'll be borrowing this" and smashed a keyboard and said: "RANDOMZ SPAMZ "
*535 Ton Nuclear warhead Reactive Status: "Borrowed*

535:P - this becoming like a story?

*keys in the password to activate & launch the nukes*

536

*beep* "Code Word accepted... Launching Nukes in 5...4...3...2....1... LAUNCHHH"

*lotsa smoke comes out*

*cough cough* "dang i gotta go see my doctor bout this cough"

*an alert raises in the base* WARNING: base will SELF-DESTRUCT in: T-minus 537 seconds!!! all personel evacuate!

notha win for pack! wewt! *the base is giant, i doubt fate will get out this time >*

"well, thats 538 million pounds gone.hmmm, NEXT!" *Gets baseball bat and hit personel out*
"huh. thats the wrong way...nah, they can walk it..."
*recklessly drives a humvee out*

538 - lets see if Fate can use this post to get out...

*Wakes up from knock-out* *stares at fire all around fate* "Holeee crudd..."

*rummages inside jacket* *TAKES OUT TRANSFORMATION KIT*

*KEYS IN PASSWORD* "5....3....9..."

"Password accepted. Transforming into Mega Mod Fate"

*bzzzttt Flies outta the burning nuke station*

*At AA cannon defense*
Person no.1: "Hey, what is that?"
Person no.2 "Dunno, is it a bird"
Person no.3 " Is it a plane?"
Person no.1 "NO! Its Mega Mod Fatestriker!"
Person no.2 "Meh, it doesn't make a diffrence, 540 rounds per second,Ah firepower these days..."
*Start MASS bullet spam* *Fatestriker starts falling...and eating lead...LOTS of it..*

*541 miles away from the base...* me: hey, isnt that mega mod fate? ROFL!!! he's eating lots of lead! ahahahahahah!!!!! *starts laughing so hard head explodes* pack's wins: 2 pack's loses: 1

*rofl had to do something funnier than a win XD*

*prods packman's body...* *packman lifeless*
"Right....Poor packman... You have not Rofl-exploded in vain..."
*put sticker saying "Rofl-Sucide Bombers Test Subject no.542" *
"NEXT!"

Fatestriker status: eating lead
Packman statue: REIA (Rofl-Exploded In Action)

*respawns inside the base* me: AWW CRUD, NOW IM BACK IN A BASE ABOUT TO EXPLODE! WAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

*notices theres a 543 ton tank right next to me*

me: WOOHOO IM SAVED!!! and i can shoot down fate now mwuaahahahahahahah!!!!

*drives thru lots and lots and lots of walls into the open, and starts firing the cannon at mega mod fate*

Xeon's Note: is it ,me, or is fatestiker eatsing a lots of lead lately..

*burp* *wakes up from huge fall burping*

"oohhi was juz dreaming of eating this giant lead cake.... awesome.... *fantasizing about lead cakes*"

*turns head and sees cannon*

"SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!"

*fires a 544 light-year advanced weapon at big giant cannon*

Person no.3 "Wait, WHAA??!"
*Person no.3 gets an "SHOOP DA WHOOP-ing*
*i sees a beam of light at HQ*
"Great, 545 times now.."
*Grabs telephone*
"General, i'll be needing another gaint baseball bat please..."
*Baseball bat arrives at office with the label "If you can read this, Cover face."*
"I'll be back in a moment.."

*get's out super-anti-SHOOP-DA WHOOP-shield-MK546, and plugs it in fates mouth... hopefully he'll explode at the power of the held back SHOOP-DA WHOOP beam*

me: AHAHAHAHAHHA EAT THAT, FATE! WHOO!

*sees a C4 on side of tank...*

me: oh, c'mon! i just got back outside the base! *starts crying*

*sees packman crying and the timed C4*
"Right.."
*Hits Packman on the head with baseball bat to far-far-far-far-ish-away-land at 547 MPH*
"Oops, headshot... thats gonna leave a mark...."
*Sees fatestriker explode in a SHOOP-DA-WHOOP shaped (<-err...?) smoke cloud..*
"Meh, so much for that*
Status:
Packman-still flying with the pigeons
Fatestriker-Respawning
Me-At base doing paperwork... >.<

*548 miles later*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *sploosh*

*lands in the middle of an island, inside a pool*

me: WHOOT! IM SAFE!

me: ... but time to start a nuclear war >

*primes all of koreas, russias, chinas, and americas nukes to detonate in the pacific, atlantic, medditeranian, and red seas*

me: MWAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! MWAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fate's 549 gassesd up remains gather to form a human shape"

"I mustt killlll........ *drags 'kill' very longgggggggg*"

*clouds up the whole earth with smoke and disables pack's nukes*

"MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"

*chokes pack & xeon in smoke*

*all 550 nukes fall into the ground.... pretty much destroying the planet...*

good job fate... you will f'ed up this time.

"ah, the end of the world..., Right! Time warp!"
*Time warps world to 551 BC*
"Universe HAXED!"
*looks around*
"...Where am i?"