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Post  valuta on Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:13 pm

It starts with F and ands with nion
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Post  SirTony on Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:58 am

Oo I know its its -beeep- and a -beep- your a big -beep- -beep -beep -beep- lol I hate beeps... grrr
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Post  valuta on Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:41 am

Funion

it starts with F and ends with UCK
and usually means exitement
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Post  conor1993 on Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:44 am

Firetruck ?
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Post  Donuteer on Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:41 am

The forumers on ROBLOX didn't say Get the f**k off me! They said Get the firetruck off me! Very Happy
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Post  SirTony on Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:04 am

xD haha Firetruck you all!! xD
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Post  valuta on Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:21 am

hmm how many elephants fit in a minicooper?
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Post  SirTony on Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:12 am

A young man named Jon received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Jon tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally Jon was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back.

Jon shook the parrot and the parrot got even angrier and more rude.

Jon in desperation, threw up his hands and grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then, suddenly there was total quiet, not a peep was heard.

Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, Jon quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jon's outstretched arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions."

"I am sincerely remorseful for any inappropriate transgressions."

"I fully intend to do everything I can do to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior".

Jon was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

He was about to ask the parrot why he had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, but the bird continued... "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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Post  valuta on Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:05 am

OMG thats plain cruel, but sooo funny
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Post  packman200 on Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:26 pm

...valuta, not to be mean, but that sounded like a ditsy blonde typing... and yes, like the stereotype. not that i do that... or like the stereotype, stereotypes should die.
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Post  SirTony on Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:16 am

LMFAO!!! LIKE OMG...I got to ttc and dde and ppc Like ya!!
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Post  valuta on Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:20 am

How'd u know I was blonde? (dark blonde that is)

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I hate you

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Oh no wait, I dont
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Post  packman200 on Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:10 pm

wait, you're actually blonde? o.O' seriously... total fluke. 'O.o

also: KIRBEH DANCE!

<(l_l<) <(l_l)> (>l_l)>

. . . . . <(l_l)^

nearly the full kirby dance. Very Happy
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Post  valuta on Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:34 am

maybe you should study choreography more?
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Post  packman200 on Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:54 pm

...what? also:

DUMMY SAYS PIE!
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Post  SirTony on Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:35 am

PIE?
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Post  valuta on Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:04 am

nah PI 3.141592(from the mind)

or

PI 3.1415926535797932846 (sir, i have a rhyme excelling in mystic force and magic spelling. celestial spirits elucidate all my striving cant relate) (mnemonic)
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Post  packman200 on Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:06 pm

well, atleast i can see everthings back to normal now. except the count to 1000 game. it's affecting the co-op story now. hope it doesn't affect this too >_>
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Post  SirTony on Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:15 am

*TIME WARP* Oo I know its its -beeep- and a -beep- your a big -beep- -beep -beep -beep- lol I hate beeps... grrr

Xeon :Oi! Mah time warp! *Steals*
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Post  packman200 on Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:46 pm

oh deer god... why did i mention it? *facepalms at the same time a timewarp happens as soon as i facepalm making me facepalm over and over again*
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Post  valuta on Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:28 am

Either back to topic or topic lock
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Post  packman200 on Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:57 pm

i thought me facepalming over and over was funny...
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Post  SirTony on Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:43 am

I DID TO HAHAH!! I was picturing it lmao!!!... And then i started doing it... anywayz!!! let me tell jokes... But i hate i cant tell my rated R jokes =( there so awesome!!!!
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Post  packman200 on Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:59 am

SirTony wrote:I DID TO HAHAH!! I was picturing it lmao!!!... And then i started doing it... anywayz!!! let me tell jokes... But i hate i cant tell my rated R jokes =( there so awesome!!!!

WHAT?!

...well atleast their not x rated jokes... dear god those suck... o_O
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Post  valuta on Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:48 pm

wha....? didimissomething?


anyone ever read:"Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar?"
ill be posting jokes with philosophy behind them if you want me to do so
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