(Funny) Jokes

It starts with F and ands with nion

Oo I know its its -beeep- and a -beep- your a big -beep- -beep -beep -beep- lol I hate beeps... grrr

Funion

it starts with F and ends with UCK
and usually means exitement

Firetruck ?

The forumers on ROBLOX didn't say Get the f**k off me! They said Get the firetruck off me!

xD haha Firetruck you all!! xD

hmm how many elephants fit in a minicooper?

A young man named Jon received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Jon tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally Jon was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back.

Jon shook the parrot and the parrot got even angrier and more rude.

Jon in desperation, threw up his hands and grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then, suddenly there was total quiet, not a peep was heard.

Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, Jon quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jon's outstretched arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions."

"I am sincerely remorseful for any inappropriate transgressions."

"I fully intend to do everything I can do to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior".

Jon was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

He was about to ask the parrot why he had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, but the bird continued... "May I ask what the turkey did?"

OMG thats plain cruel, but sooo funny

...valuta, not to be mean, but that sounded like a ditsy blonde typing... and yes, like the stereotype. not that i do that... or like the stereotype, stereotypes should die.

LMFAO!!! LIKE OMG...I got to ttc and dde and ppc Like ya!!

How'd u know I was blonde? (dark blonde that is)

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I hate you

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Oh no wait, I dont

wait, you're actually blonde? o.O' seriously... total fluke. 'O.o

also: KIRBEH DANCE!

<(l_l<) <(l_l)> (>l_l)>

. . . . . <(l_l)^

nearly the full kirby dance.

maybe you should study choreography more?

...what? also:

DUMMY SAYS PIE!

PIE?

nah PI 3.141592(from the mind)

or

PI 3.1415926535797932846 (sir, i have a rhyme excelling in mystic force and magic spelling. celestial spirits elucidate all my striving cant relate) (mnemonic)

well, atleast i can see everthings back to normal now. except the count to 1000 game. it's affecting the co-op story now. hope it doesn't affect this too >_>

*TIME WARP* Oo I know its its -beeep- and a -beep- your a big -beep- -beep -beep -beep- lol I hate beeps... grrr

Xeon :Oi! Mah time warp! *Steals*

oh deer god... why did i mention it? *facepalms at the same time a timewarp happens as soon as i facepalm making me facepalm over and over again*

Either back to topic or topic lock

i thought me facepalming over and over was funny...

I DID TO HAHAH!! I was picturing it lmao!!!... And then i started doing it... anywayz!!! let me tell jokes... But i hate i cant tell my rated R jokes =( there so awesome!!!!

SirTony wrote:I DID TO HAHAH!! I was picturing it lmao!!!... And then i started doing it... anywayz!!! let me tell jokes... But i hate i cant tell my rated R jokes =( there so awesome!!!!

WHAT?!

...well atleast their not x rated jokes... dear god those suck... o_O

wha....? didimissomething?


anyone ever read:"Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar?"
ill be posting jokes with philosophy behind them if you want me to do so