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Re: Co-Op story

Post  packman200 on Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:43 pm

*continues to bound around the galaxy in random-seeming time-warps and appears next to sirtony*

me: ohaider!

tony: wha??? howchu get here?

me: time-warps, remember? also: STOP STEALING THEM!

tony: im not!

me: yes you are. and forget that.

tony: wut?

me: please... stop saying "WUT?" god damnit...

tony: err... okeh???

me: better.

tony: so howchu like MCMilk?

me: MCMilk? thats a wierd name for a city...

tony: i wanted milk. and mcdonalds... so i named it MCMilk! to solve both problems.

me:err... is there even a mcdonalds in this universe that we've created through the forums?

tony:... what?

me:... nevermind.*note to self, tony is not self-aware... wait... whos typing this?!?!?!!?*

me: so... can i haz dwagon plox???

tony: ...



(I'M NOT SAYING IT! I'M NOT! I AM NOT! NOOOOOOOOO!........... FINE then, to be continued)

*hey, page 8!*


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Re: Co-Op story

Post  valuta on Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:18 pm

(Somewhere far beyond the places we can see, smell, taste, feel or hear the is a person controlling this world)

At his place...

Beep...beep...

What, that PACKMAN knows too much...

Launches astroids at pack
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:32 am

*Enterfries*

Me: What is that...

Sir, our sensors say that it is the Enterfries 1.

Me: What?

Me: It was assimilated years ago, and then dissapeared.

Computer: Incoming transmission from the Enterfries 1.

Me: On screen.

Assimilated captain: Res-istance is(Static)tile.

(Lost connection) (OLOLOL I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO ROBLOX)

Shall we fire, sir?

Me: Don't fire.

But-

Me: DON'T.

Me: I was De-assimilated, so they can also be De-assimilated. Lawgic.

Wut's lawgic?

Me: Logic and law.
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  packman200 on Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:29 pm

(wheres tony when you need him? -_-')

me: hold that thought for a bit tony.

tony: bu- *i time-warp away before tony can finsih*

*warps onto the enterfries II(roman numerals for two) next to donuteer*

me: hey! your not al roboty.

donuteer: oyush, i got de-robotized by the arguing dawkta.

me: hmm... anyhow... lost anything else besides the enterfries 1?

donuteer: aktchually, we just found eet.

me: oo, rly naow?

donuteer: yush.

me: gud.

dat guy: stop internet shortcutting!

me: wu- wait! i'm not saying that...

donuteer: lol, close one.

crewman 1: lollolololool.

crewman 2: shut up redshirt.

redshirt: aww... whyd you have to mention my shirt color?

me: because your a redshirt. and you know what happens to ALL redshirts, right?

redshirt: *sigh* yes...

donuteer: good. we'll need you to sacrifice yourself soon enough as it is. dont get all emo on me!

redshirt(thinking about being emo): yes sir...

me: back to the enterfries 1...

me: would you like me to time-warp you gaiz in der? it wont hurt i promise.

donuteer:... hmm...


(NO! NEVER AGAIN WILL I SAY IT!)

*lol^*
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:10 am

(Intermission)

Indiana Jones and the Pool of Life! Coming on olol the 101th.

Indiana: The pool of life...

Evil guy: NO!

*Evil guy drowns in the pool of life*

Random guy: He drowned in the pool of life.

Indiana: o.o

(Da starwy cuntinued kai?)

Crewman 0: stawp talkun' liek dat kai narb?

Meh: nu

*Alien ship*

Radio transmission from Beta squad:

Argh! There are too many of em'!

ARRRGHHH *Static kk?*

Lieutenant: Noo!

Come in dat guy! Come in!

Ohwell.

What's this...

*vump (:3)*

Alien leadah: I be aliun leidur kai?

Alien leadah: CALL ME LEIDAR KAI!?

Alien no u: AARGGHHHH!

Alien: This is good.

Lieutenant: wut happund 2 da othar tem dat beta tem k tem?

Alien: hou u thunk I get dis language hm?

Alien: dey b examinud kai kai?

Lieutenant: u nu dog kai kai?

Alien: I be dog KAI KAI?

Lieutenant: *srs faic*

Alien: DUN B SRS D00D!
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  packman200 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:58 pm

(hmm, donuteer seems to have taken on the MASTER CHIEF's internet language....)

(not related)
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:14 pm

(Not story related)

O RLY NAO?
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  valuta on Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:14 am

seems i have to seize a new planet and destroy all means of communication with the other space masters.


*launches self to planet and erases memory*
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Post  Donuteer on Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:22 am

Alien: NU SRS FAIC.

Lieutenant: FRO SRS FAIC!

Alien: ANYTHING BUT TEH SRS FAIC!

Lieutenant: BLAAARGHHH!

Alien: We are now allies.

Guy1: I love holograms.

Lieutenant: Guy1, stop using those holograms...

Guy1: :<

Alien: :<

Alien: WE NU ALLIES KAI KAI.

Lieutenant: STOP THOSE HOLOGRAAMMMSSS!

Ensign Dablox: Ensign to Enterfries, beam us up.

Enterfries: Did everything go alright?

Ensign Dablox: Let's just say we have made an ally...

Enterfries: Okay. (Thinks: Sigh, Ensign Dablox is the only one not crazy...)

*Beta&Alpha teams beam up*
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  packman200 on Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:20 pm

*thinks to self: maybe i should stop time-warping around these guys... it might be affecting them adversely*

*timewarps back to tony*

me: okay, continue.

tony: I...
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  valuta on Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:30 pm

*Wakes up and finds herself in an unknown building with nothing but knowledge of non-personal things*
Wha...
Where is this?
*Looks around bus sees nothing in the complete dark of the unknown environment*
*Gets up and hits head*
ow... That hurt!
*Feels around*
*finds out she's laying on a bed of and the ceiling is damn low*
This way I can't stand up...
*lays back down*
And what is with this bracelet...?

Well there's nothing much i can do, is there...
*Falls back asleep*
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:57 pm

*Enterfries*

Sir, main power is back online.

Me: wat

Main power is back online...

Me: umg...

Me: WE HAS HAX0R ON TEH SHEEP MESSIN' WIT MAI SCRIPTED BLOCKS!!

All: YARLY!

Me: But he is good.

Me: He got main power back online.

Computer: Personel status: Sane.

Me: Sane.

Da guyz: Sane.

Sane is like same.

Me: Same...

Me: Free sandviches!

YAAAA!!

*nomz nomf nawm*

Me: Yay!

Computer: We still have to rescue the aliens.

Dun dun dun DUUUUNNNN!
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  packman200 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:02 pm

*wonders what val is doing, and cuts tony off again*

me: sorry, another errand to run real quicklike!

tony: damnit! i was about to tell you what i decided!

me: it can wait, jeez. just manage your planet till im back, i guess. *time-warps to where val is, lands ontop of a hill*

me: what? this isn't where val is... hmm...

*walks down the hill and looks for a tiny door*

me: where could it be...

*a gnome pops out from nowhere*

gnome: halt! whatchu doin on gnome-on?

me: looking for a friend.

gnome: unless your friend is a gnome, you won't find him here.

me: actually, my friend is a human female.

gnome: oh, really? i doubt she would be on gnome-on then.

me: but i time-warped here, and landed on the hill. she HAS to be here. and there has to be a door into the hill. unless, your a tree gnome people.

gnome: AAGH! dont mention...THEM... but yes, now there is a door, and maybe your friend is inside the hill... but i require compensation for getting her.

me:... like what, gnome?

gnome: i want an island i can study my magic on, somewhere away from prying eyes.

me: an island huh? guessing gnome-on doesnt have many of those, does it?

gnome: no, it has THOUSANDS of islands, but most are so close and are so populated, its hard to get privacy.

me: fine, i'll go time-warping about to find an island. but im NOT building a house for you.

gnome: fair enough.

*i time-warp around gnome-on to find an island*

(NOT SAYING IT!)
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:33 am

Sir, main power is back online as you know, but some kind of forcefield is keeping the ships inside...

The data the aliens gave us, said there is an alien base of operations nearby.

Me: Well, maybe we can be nice and show them our EPIC 1337 HOLOGRAM SKILLZ ROFLMAOASAPLOL.

Is that the full name?

Me: Yes. But you can call it Hologram skills for short.

Me: If that alien base of operations isn't shooting at us, try sabotage.

Me: If that alien base of operations IS shooting at us, fire photon potatoes.

Me: Nao, set course for the alien base of operations.

Aye sir.

UMG DEY B SHOOTIN'!

Me: FAIRE PHOTON POTATOES NAO.

*pew pew*

KA-Bump. (The Bump went into deep space and landed on an old RT thread, making forumers wonder who bumped the thread)

Alien base is not destroyed.

Me: Hmm, I thought I saw a destroyer ship...
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  valuta on Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:11 am

???: Wake up!
Mhmm...
???: WAKE UP!!
*Wakes up.*
What's wrong...?
???: Someone came here for you it seems, but I don't know if you can trust him.
???: *Holds up a drawing.*
*Looks closely*
No, I don't recognize him...
Wait...
What am I doing here?
No wait...
Where am I?
No wait...
How did i get here?
And...
Who are you?

???: Easy, easy!!
I'm Numas.
I don't know how you got here.
You're in Noisten. And since you're "most probably" not from here. On the planet Gnome-on (WTH IS WITH THAT NAME?)
As for what you are doing here...
You appeared in the forest, and we brought you here.

Who am I...?
Numas: I don't know either.
Then...
I'm feeling a bit...
*passes out*
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Post  packman200 on Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:04 pm

(as for the name of the planet, Gnome-on is all i could think of. lol. edit the posts if you got a better name >_>)

*finds an island that meets all of the gnomes paramiters, and time-warps back to the hill*

*waits for the gnome to appear*

gnome: hi! your back rather quickly.

me:*jumps and falls forward hitting face on ground* OW! dont do that! *gets up and brushes self off*

gnome: eh... sorry.

me: found an island. would you like to see?

gnome: sure.

me: okay... *time-warps with the gnome to the island*

me: here we are.

gnome: perfect! it even has a hill to build into! thankyou! but... there is one more thing you need to do.

me: but i ALREADY found you the island. and im not building your gnome-hole.

gnome: not that, but you need to prove you won't harm whoever your here for.

me: if i went to all the trouble just to GET here and then to do your task, why would i harm her??

gnome: maybe because... YOU'RE A TREE GNOME AGENT!!! *gnome pulls a little-pop gun-like pistol out*

me: whats a pop-gun going to do for you?

gnome: well for one thing, you're unarmed. two, you aren't invincible, or invisible. three, your going to tell me exactly who you and she are.

me: ... *time-warp engulfs pop-gun and it gets thrown into the sun*

gnome: sh**. forgot about that...

me: now let me see her, or ill just rip up the ground of your current gnome-hole and see where she is.

gnome: fine! heres the key... *hands gnome-key to the gnome-hole to packman*

me: thankyou. would you like to warp back to the mainland?

gnome: sure.

*time-warps back to mainland*

me: time to see if she's actually here... *unlocks door and the air inside the gnome-hole is very hot (might explain why valuta passed out...)*

me: hmm... *looks inside but it is very dark*

(not saying it. GO FORWARD! hah, i didnt say the c word!)
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  valuta on Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:47 pm

*Wakes up somewhere in a forest.*
Why am I tied to a tree?

*gets hit on the back of the head*
what was that fo.....*collapse*
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:53 am

*Destroyer attacks the Alien Base making it go ka-BUMP and the bump goes to OT*

yae! yey! yay!

Alien: Thankj00

*Ships fly away*

Me: nao, wheres dat packman guy.

Crewman1: Apparently, not ''here'' sir.

Me: ._.

Crewman1: NU SAD! I'LL TELL YOU! JUST NOT THE SAD FAIC! NOOOOOO!

Me: >:3

Crewman1: Gnome-on.

Me: What-

Me: ._. TELL ME THE TRUE NAIM! NAO!

Crewman1: Gnome-on IS THE TRUE NAIM D00D!

Me: Who invented that name...

Me: Set course for Gnome-on.


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Re: Co-Op story

Post  valuta on Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:07 am

Hears water flowing and falls back asleep
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:31 am

Enterfries goes to Gnome-on.

(Short bits ftw.)
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  SirTony on Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:38 am

-Pack Dissapers-

-Calls forth the best dragon I have-

Eargon: Yes my lord
Me: Find that human who was heere...
Eargon: Yes my lord
-Eargon gets in a big ship that looks like a dragon-
-Troops follow him in as well-
Me: Hmm I want to go....
-Boards an imperial ship-
-100k Troops board-
-50 dragons board-
Me: Follow the dragon ship-
-4 more dragon ship follows me-
-a few hundred crusier follows me as well-
me: Sees an incredible ship-
Mew: GET THEM ON SCREEN
(Big screen appears)
Me: In Interfrices?
Me: I cant see what its says... What the name?

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Re: Co-Op story

Post  packman200 on Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:34 pm

(seiously, if your going for the dragon in the movie and books eragon, its name is sapphiria. or saphira or safira. take your pick. also not story related post ftw)
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  Donuteer on Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:17 am

(Warhammer 40K Imperial ships just own)

*Enterfries*

Sirz, thar ish a wurmhawl nurbay go 2 it nao.

Me: I'm proud of you, you really learned the ships language.

Me: umg go 2 da wurmhawl nao creiw.

Crew: okai.

Me: n send a mussage 2 da thingies dat flay un four legz kai?

Crew: kai kai.

*Drones massage the dragon ships*

Me: ._. cancul dat ordar.

Me: go 2 wurmhawl NAO NAO NAO!

(I eat warm toast with melted butter and warm soft cheese)

Me: Delish.

Me: n I ment message narbz. ._.
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  SirTony on Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:57 am

(Non story related)
I know the dragons name... Eargon sounds better to me... and the only name I could thing of...
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Re: Co-Op story

Post  packman200 on Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:16 pm

SirTony wrote:(Non story related)
"Eargon"

good job. rofl. (not related)
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