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Post  valuta on Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:59 am

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well you kinda know what you shouldnt do anyway, so lets kick it off,

Location: Huge Mansion, somewhere in the north of Scotland
Time: 1000 Years from now
Why: A party has been held to welcome all new members of a group of scientists

~~i've given you some conditions let's test your creativity!~~
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Post  SirTony on Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:53 am

*Walks in mansion*

Sirtony: Hello Everyone!!!
Crowd: Hello Docter T
*lights turn off*
Sirtony: What The!!!!
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Post  valuta on Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:04 pm

*some person covered in blood enters the room* B.....Blood sucking aliens *person gets dragged down*
valuta: I told you to not let them out, geez tho lee idiots never listen
Person:They broke fre...
Valuta: seems it was thirsty
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Post  SirTony on Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:43 am

Sirtony:-censored-!! Blood sucking aliens what the are ya researching!!!!!
*trys to open door but it was lock and hot*
Sirtony: How do we get out???
person: WE CANT WE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
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Post  valuta on Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:24 am

Whatever you say, bot THAT is not my research,
THIS is mine *grabs small box from pocket*
*pushes* *teleports to space cruiser*
teleports manion to ship,

THAT is my research
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Post  packman200 on Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:39 pm

*walks up to mansion and onto porch just in-time to be teleported into the space cruiser with it*

me: OH S@$! i wish i hadn't of come... *meanwhile inside the mansion...*
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Post  valuta on Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:26 am

seems that a few people were not teleported at all and are currently being eated by some wierd *ahem* (not mine) experiment
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Post  SirTony on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:07 am

Sirtony:Well val send some people inside the house I know you must have a mini army inside this ship!!!
*hears screams inside ship*
Sirtony:Agh...Time to bring my experiment out
*takes out smal box*
*opens box reveals a gun*
Sirtony: Meet rx13 The best weapon on earth...
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Post  valuta on Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:55 am

How did you know about that army?
takes out bright blue box, want me to erase your memory?
*sends extermination squadron to house*
AND WHAT SORT FO WEAPON IS THAT?
sees pack running away from a cleaning robot...
*issues cancel* robot restarts cleaning
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Post  SirTony on Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:59 am

Sirtony: Good... Now that done Let me show you what this can do.
*gets all unhurt people from house*
*Fires gun at house*
*Gun buzzes and a white flash appears in a second the house disappears*
Sirtony:This gun sends anything it fires at into a black hole at the end of space*
Sirtony:Now show me around this great white shark of yours...
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Post  packman200 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:28 am

*stops running and starts panting... at the eadge of the hangar, by the magcon field.*

oh, god... i do NOT wana fly out into space right now... *starts walking back to the now-teleported-into-a-blackhole-house*
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Post  Fatestriker on Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:31 am

*looks up from newspaper while in toilet*

"Does anybody have any toilet paper~"

*Alien growls*

"Hello???? anybody there???"
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Post  packman200 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:38 pm

*get's back to now-teleported-into-a-blackhole-house, and falls on the deck from exhaustion (what, i was chased to the magcon field, and walked back
, what the f do you expect? im tired damnit!)*
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Post  SirTony on Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:16 pm

Person: Walks into the bathroom!!!! ewwwwwww Nasty!!!!!!!!!! what have you been eating
Alien:agahaggah
*aliens drags person back*
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Post  conor1993 on Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:31 pm

alien kills person

The end
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Post  packman200 on Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:46 pm

or is it? (alien baby time!!!! XD)
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Post  SirTony on Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:04 pm

Sirtony: My neck hurts... Ow
Doctor: It looks like there something green in there
Valuta: Kill him!!!! get him off my ship!!!!!
Guards: Die!!!
Sirtony:Wha??? Help me....
Val: I cant IM sorry..
-Shoots net on me-
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Post  valuta on Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:04 pm

*switches back personality*
O_O WHAT THE, WHO DID THAT?
guard: err you just did that....
*shoots guard*
ANYONE ELSE?
other guards: the one you just shot!!!
-great- *releases net*
get the poor fella to the sick bay,
*runs to the cockpit*
WHAT THE HCK ARE THOSE ALIENS DOIN ON MY SHIP!!?
all armed guard//soldiers GET THEM OFF
*5 hrs later the ship is cleaned from aliens*

*val over intercom: the alien plague has been solved, we'll now set course for LOLXD-1337 to set up a new colony over there
please stay with us since a colony doesnt mean anything without inhabitants --BEEP--

*set course for LOLDX-1337*

hmm i thought we'd make a right turn here, *ship turns left*
must've remembered it wrong

MAX THROTTLE (estimate time to arrival ETA: 1 month)
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Post  packman200 on Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:00 am

me: ow... my head... what happened? *everyone stares at me blankly*

me: WHAT?! I WAS ASLEEP DAMNIT!
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Post  SirTony on Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:57 am

-Wakes up in sleep bay-
me: Its out of my neck yay
But I feel weird -skins turns black eyes turn red wings grow from my back-
me: AHHHHHHH How in the -bleep- did this happen to me
-calms down and turns back to normal-
What the... This is kinda... Kinda..... Pwnage!!!
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Post  valuta on Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:40 am

*thinks*
--idea--
nah,
*thinks*
--idea--

*gets up from captain's seat*
hmm
why?
*sits back down*
*orders crew member to bring laptop*

*starts programming some new room for the ship*
hope it'll be done in a few hrs
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Post  SirTony on Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:16 am

Mean while in the Medic Room
Me: What should I do now with this new power
*Walks to the Command Bridge*
Guard: We cant let you go in there...
Me: Why not!!! I am the captains guest!!!
Guard: I will ask the captain...
Me:Good....
*Eyes turn red*
Guard: Wha...Wrong with your eyes
Me: Well... my eyes turn like this in space...
Guard: O...Ok..
*Guard walks in to ask val if I can enter the Command Bridge*
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Post  valuta on Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:06 am

his eyes turned red???/
what the?
well, no problem let him in,
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Post  packman200 on Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:23 pm

*walks around the ship for a while... finds an atrium, a cafeteria (notes said cafeterias location) and the escape pods*

me: hmm. im hungry. to the cafeteria! (maybe it'll have cake, tony?)
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Post  SirTony on Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:14 am

*hears packs thoughts*
Me:CAKE!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ill be right back val!!!
*Runes to cafetiere to see if they had cake:
Lunch lady: Sorry no cake on tuesdays but we have cupcakes
Me:Cupcakes!!! blah there impostor to the real thing!!!
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